What Helpful Banking Really Means

Everyone keeps on talking about 'helpful banking'. What this means in the increasingly modern world of today can be confusing for ordinary folk like me.. that's why I loved this video and just had to share it:



Really love how the video talks about having humans in branches. This is what all banks should be doing. This helpful banking thing really makes sense in the current climate.

One Lady Owner?

Haha not what you expect when you go to buy a used Volkswagen from an old lady! Funny funny advert, but it makes a good point (other the Golf's being a genuine teutonic tonne of fun). You buy a car off the vehicle off the street and you really have no clue as to what it has gone through before you get it. Maybe it is better to buy used vehicles through manufacturer approved dealerships like VW's used vans program, as these must be tested and approved before sale.

Back once again

Well,its been a long time since I posted anything on here. Injunctions unfortunately prevent me from talking about what has been happening - suffice to say I'm just glad its all over and I can get on with my life - and this is where I fully plan to be living as much of it as possible:



Leather sofas, the ashes, doesn't get much better than that!

For The Guys

Make your van more 'A-Team'! Next... learn to save lives:

I Don't Get It

What is happening with the world at the moment? Seems like it is getting harder and harder to find people who don't dress like freak. Take a look at this example:



What is wrong with regular dresses?

A funny music video

No Sheep 'til Buxton by the Macc Lads

Sheep shaggers....

Went up in the hills,
We was on a binge,
Look for some pubs and up some minge.
Couldn't find us no beer,
We just found sheep,
So fuckin' many put the Peter to sleep.

There were sheep in the fields
And under the trees,
Sheep in the houses
And under your feet.
Sheep on the pavement
Sheep in the car
Sheep in the pubs and we all got barred.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,
The little woolly fuckers are all over the place,
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face.
Go.

So this is what locals get up to at night.
Trying to get anthrax,
And make sure they use trite.
Sunk to their nuts whilst their rodding a ram,
And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb.
Sheep shit on their foreskin and all over their suits,
Little black berries in their wellington boots,
Sheep shit on their trousers and all over their flies,
Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your knob.

Sheep, sheep everywhere.
Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law...
Ooowow!

Sheep, sheep everywhere,
All the farmers daughters' got a sheepskin coat.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke.
Sheep, sheep everywhere,
Sheep, sheep everywhere

Shirts

Did you know you can get shirts like this?



Outstanding.