What is happening with the world at the moment? Seems like it is getting harder and harder to find people who don't dress like freak. Take a look at this example:
Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, Look for some pubs and up some minge. Couldn't find us no beer, We just found sheep, So fuckin' many put the Peter to sleep.
There were sheep in the fields And under the trees, Sheep in the houses And under your feet. Sheep on the pavement Sheep in the car Sheep in the pubs and we all got barred.
Sheep, sheep everywhere, The little woolly fuckers are all over the place, Sheep, sheep everywhere, We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face. Go.
So this is what locals get up to at night. Trying to get anthrax, And make sure they use trite. Sunk to their nuts whilst their rodding a ram, And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb. Sheep shit on their foreskin and all over their suits, Little black berries in their wellington boots, Sheep shit on their trousers and all over their flies, Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your knob.
Sheep, sheep everywhere. Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce. Sheep, sheep everywhere, We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law... Ooowow!
Sheep, sheep everywhere, All the farmers daughters' got a sheepskin coat. Sheep, sheep everywhere, They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke. Sheep, sheep everywhere, Sheep, sheep everywhere
Sag Aloo potatoes have always been one of my favourite things to order at Indian restaurants. I wanted to find out how to cook sag aloo because I washaving some people over, so I went about finding a recipe. I found this one, followed the instructions, and guess what? The result was delicious! Here is the video that helped me out so much:
This is a somewhat sexist advert from the past. It is for the Mini with the automatic transmission. I actually had one of those, it was my first car. I managed to crash it, a week after passing my test, so the advert is not even accurate...
I should look at this picture before I go to car hire places to remind me to take more care!
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